Miley Cyrus' Canceled U.S. Tour Dates Will Return To Haunt Us All In August
Despite the fact that the long national nightmare of Miley Cyrus’ “Bangerz” tour was seemingly over when it was announced on Friday that Cyrus was having an extreme reaction to the antibiotic...
View ArticleJay Z And Beyonce Team Up For North American Joint Tour
Bringing their union to arenas and stadiums all across America, married performers Jay Z and Beyoncé are teaming up to launch a co-headlining North American tour, criss-crossing the continent with a...
View ArticleMariah Carey Announces The Most Out-Of-Touch And Diva-Like Album Title Ever
Despite her last proper album (that wasn’t a Christmas disc) announcing in 2009 that she was an Imperfect Angel, Mariah Carey has decided to update her self-assessment with the title to her newest...
View ArticleTommy Lee Joins The Smashing Pumpkins For Some Reason
Well, this is odd—one of the biggest alt-rock bands of the 1990s, The Smashing Pumpkins, is getting the drummer from one of the biggest hair-metal bands of the 1980s, Mötley Crüe. That’s right—Tommy...
View ArticleVOTD: Solange Knowles Beating The Hell Out Of Jay Z In An Elevator
Just in case that headline was a little too vague or obscure for you, allow us to clarify—last week after the Met Gala in New York, Jay Z, Beyonce, her sister Solange, and a bodyguard got into an...
View ArticleWilco's Jeff Tweedy Confirms Existence Of His New Band, Solo Album, And Tour
Jeff Tweedy—eccentric frontman for Wilco, solo artist, all-around mercurial headcase of an artist—has confirmed his rumored new tour… along with a new solo album, and a new band, to boot. Don’t panic,...
View ArticleThe Beastie Boys Will Never Release New Music Under The 'Beastie Boys'...
For anyone who’s followed the career arc of the Beastie Boys, this next little news bit will likely not come as much of a surprise: the band will never issue new music under the name “the Beastie...
View ArticleInterpol Announce New Album And Tour
Interpol fans who worried about the band’s hiatus and the exit of bassist Carlos D can now breathe a sigh of relief—the hand has announced their fifth studio album, along with a summer tour. The band...
View ArticleThe Libertines Are Reuniting, Touring, And (Maybe) Releasing A New Album
In between taking the Herculean amount of drugs that made member Pete Doherty a human scarecrow warning against the dangers of excessive, The Libertines manages to be a pretty decent rock band. It...
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